“After hearing the gunshots, many people yelled ‘Get down!’ which caused Nicki Minaj to start twerking. Can you believe it? She’s the only one that really understood what that meant.”
— Trump on the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
i love swiping on the iphone keyboard to type the word "just" or something, and the keyboard lags and spits out fucking MELIORISMS.
thanks apple, that's exactly what i wanted to type.
95% of april fool's jokes are just painfully unfunny, but april 1st is always the day when the most unfunny people you know are absolutely ADAMANT they are the 5%.
