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Adam Burke
@atpburke
Writer/Comedian/Wait-Waiter (WWDTM)/Factotum/Schlub. bookings: [email protected]
Chicago, IL
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Joined March 2009
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    Adam Burke
    @atpburke
    Jul 16, 2023
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    Adam Burke (@atpburke) • Threads, Say more
    1.2K Followers • 257 Threads • Comedian Writer Editor Wait-Waiter Factotum Schlub. See the latest conversations with @atpburke.
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    Adam Burke
    @atpburke
    Jun 30, 2023
    RIP Alan Arkin. One of the best to ever do it. Effortlessly hilarious, charming, maddening, and just the most Alan Arkinest person to have ever graced the screen. Serpentine, Shel. Serpentine.
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    Adam Burke
    @atpburke
    Jun 24, 2023
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    Adam Burke
    @atpburke
    Jun 16, 2023
    Hey I've started a substack to collect some of the nonsense I've written and posted on social media over the year. Kicking it off with a bit of politico/vaudeville crossover from 7 years ago. Hope you like it, and if so give me a subscribe!
    Marx-a-Lago AKA Chico Trump
    From aburke.substack.com
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    Adam Burke
    @atpburke
    Jun 11, 2023
    What do you think they're dangling in front of Waltine Nauta to take the fall for all this right now? It being Trump, I bet it's something laughably low-ball, like free golf lessons at Mar-a-Lago or some shit.
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