Things that skyrocketed in Ceuta within minutes of the Muslim invasion:
Public defecation and urination.
Sexual assaults.
Vandalism.
Desecration of grave sites.
Street fights.
Burglaries.
Theft
Things that have NOT made an appearance:
Scientific breakthroughs.
Medical discoveries.
Engineering marvels.
Groundbreaking mathematical theorems.
Nobel Prize-worthy literature.
Space exploration.
- I could've sworn that was a bunch of doctors and engineers swimming with their bicycles to the shoreline.
- You left off sexual assault of sheep and goats.



