Sometimes I wake up and I still can't believe my profoundly good fortune.
Wasn't that long ago that I was a bachelor with no prospects, broke, miserable, quite certain I'd die a recluse. Twitter changed that. You people changed that.
So please accept my heartfelt gratitude:
- It鈥檚 been awesome to watch your rise here. I especially enjoyed you telling young men to find a nice young lady in a diner and marry her. That was fun to watch that get massive traction. Blessings sir馃馃徎
- I'm sure that's a line from a song, it's gonna bug the hell out of me til I recall which song.


