Legendary comedian and red carpet maven Joan Rivers hosts E!'s weekly fashion round-up. Joan is joined by co-hosts Kelly Osbourne, Giuliana Rancic and fashion expert George Kotsiopoulos as they look at the latest hits and misses from the red carpet to the runway. See E!'s "Fashion Police" go off on what people put on! Written by TV.com
Fashion Police was so boring that I only watched half of it this time. I really miss Joan rivers and Kathy Griffith is too agreeable. Here are my thoughts. Joan Rivers would have said... Julianne Moore's dress: "geez, her dress looks like someone poured silver paint all over her naked body and put feathers on the bottom. I mean doesn't the dress make her look naked?" Emma Stone: "Geez, this is too casual. So inappropriate for Golden Globe. it looks like she took a night club outfit and put a huge bow in the back. Definitely one of the worst." Claire Danes: "she looks like a dead vampire straight out of a casket. Ai yai yai. What happened to her? Is there a new vampire movie that she is auditioning for?" Nina: "geez, did someone take a curtain and just draped it around her? The dress is not fitting right, baggy in the middle, not tailored right. She should fire the person who created it." Lorde: "she looks like she is going to work and just put a bikini on top." Lana: "the dress looks cheap. It looks like she paid $100 for that." Lupita: "she is half a flower pot. She is growing flowers from her breasts." Kathy Griffith was just too safe, too agreeable and afraid of taking risks.